Dancing with myself

Fist pumping is so cool, especially if you’re doing it in an 80s music video for mtv, but not at all if you are doing it on the show jersey shore. I’m just assuming there’s some fist pumping going on there; I’ve never actually seen a second of that show.

I just recently quit drinking. Well, laid off the booze would be a better way to put it. After 3.5 weeks of getting shit faced every day I figured it was time to either chill out or change my super important professional title to alcoholic.

A grand opportunity presented itself to me today. I may be moving downtown with one of my closest friends on february 1st! I’m really excited – so much so that I’d be willing let this plan affect my plans to buy a new car in the coming months.

Hey! I’m tired!