blarg fish??!!?!

twit

tschwab — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:59:37 +0000

Back to work today. I forgot what it’s like!

broke

tschwab — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:27:00 +0000

I just tuned my guitar to open g so I can play rocks off by the rolling stones. When I pluck strings, they produce a tone for a few seconds and then it cuts out. What is the deal here? I’m at a loss but don’t want to bring it in to Guitar Center because the employees there scare me. halp

all you need is

tschwab — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:59:38 +0000

LOVE!

times

tschwab — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:00:00 +0000

a re g ood n eed to gui tar may b re cord

reset

tschwab — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:35:11 +0000

Amount of time that has passed since I last went on a date: Umm, I just got back from one actually. :D

status quo

tschwab — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:26:59 +0000

Amount of time that has passed since I last went on a date: 2+ years.

bad commercials

tschwab — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:48:24 +0000

band together crusaders of the dark, for night approaches. onward!!! onward i say, though we all journey into the unknown you alone will traverse so close to oblivion. incorporate your black smoke tendrils as you must but tarry not. embark down the white road, heed no call from the wayside. Craft it with wheel and pipe – now drive forth. Relentless!!! Lower your gaze and see, you shall not conceive of loss nor victory, but only the limitless end. Only the trap will garner your gaze.

AAMerkia

tschwab — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:57:51 +0000

AAMERKIA: Where we have the greatest propensity toward self educating ourselves about the myriad problems facing the world… and the highest likelihood of doing nothing afterward but complaining to the less-informed that they are ignorant and therefore beneath the educated man who is aware of the problem and doing nothing to find a solution.

And then

tschwab — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:25:29 +0000

I saith unto ye, I hate the way thou ordain thine love. Oh my, I’ve lost a lot of blood. I’ve lost a lot of cool, cool.

I have all my recording equipment and a new amp… and a drum machine. Bye for now! :DDD

henrEEE

tschwab — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:15:53 +0000

I’ve been formulating assembly lines for the menial tasks I’ve been putting off for months. I’m kicking ass. Room cleaning ass.